3:13 p.m. | Short soliloquy on Monica's old college roommates | 2002-03-07 |
Reaped | Monica has asked me to vouch for the bitchiness of her bitch-ass roommate from college. yes, she was a ho. she had coordinated rose-colored bedding. her mom indeed did call at the crack of dawn, and sometimes even b4 THAT (read 3am)to check that bitchass was home. (she never was, being a ho and probably drunk somewhere banging a frat boy) when she wasn't, her mom would continue to call and check every 15 minutes til she DID return home, and then monica had to listen to bitchass and her mom fight it out on the phone. this annoyed monica to no end, so it was probably good bitchass went away. After bitchass, monica got nerdgirl, who was actually a very quiet and nice star trek lover who ended up getting married to another trekkie college friend of ours and having a baby, whom they named 7of9 (okay, not really, but anyway). though this is also equally scary, at least her mom didn't call at 3AM. then she had me the next year...but that will have to wait for another time. suffice it to say we drank alot of robitussin, but we weren't sick too much. |
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New digs - 2004-05-25 Bachelor hell - 2004-05-10 Grumble - 2004-05-07 Coachella pt. 2, or goddamn do my fingers hurt - 2004-05-05 Coachella part one, or, this monkey's gone to indio rawk heaven - 2004-05-05 Random Shearings Rings |
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