7:49 p.m.	26 Things	2003-05-01
Reaped	26 Things� 1. This journal is named after my cat, who is in turn named after the band, though they aren�t as good as they used to be. 2. I tend to bitch. alot. and not use proper gr4mm4r or puntuat1on. 3. I�m a reference librarian. 4. This is not a very challenging job, which is why I tend to spend too much time here on weekdays. 5. At the moment, I live with my boyfriend. 6. We tend to fight a lot. 7. I�m going to Field Day and you�re not! (Though if you are, & you�re not a freak, the cops or hell-bent Christian, let me know & we�ll hook up.) 8. (Just kidding, I like hell-bent Christians. They have more tender meat.) 9. (Really, that was just a joke. Jesus is cool, okay? Sometimes my sarcasm runs a bit caustic & heartless.) 10. Since my dad is a surfer, he is naturally cooler than yours. 11. At the moment I have very bad gas. 12. This is OK since the reference desk is dead. 13. Sometimes I think I may be a bad librarian. Or at least a gassy one 14. If I was any fictional character, I�d be Princess Leigh-Cheri from Tom Robbins� Still life with woodpecker. 15. Which you should read. 16. Did I mention I�m all about the recreational drugs? 17. Probably this is because I had self esteem problems in high school. 18. I just bought a new car in January, making me a member of the next official yuppie generation. 19. Recently, I�ve had a couple interesting experiences with the Feds. 20. I�m proud to be a seventh generation Floridian. 21. Which is why I moved out of state after my Master�s degree. 22. Yes, you need a Master�s degree to be a librarian. May I suggest a school? 23. I play clarinet, D&D, sax, hackey sack, Gauntlet & football. In order of talent. 24. I can also speak Russian & German. 25. I lived in Moscow for 6 weeks in 1997. Phrases I retained include, �Mnya mozhna pozvoneetz eyojuhkom� (�I must call the hedgehog�, or �I gotta take a piss�), �Yoob tvaya matz� (�I fucked your mom� or, �Why yes, I�d love you to kill me for insulting your mother�), �Ya loobloo wodka e devooshki� (or, I love vodka & women) and �Ti prostitootkoo?� (are you a prostitute?) 26. I�m off work in ten minutes, hope you feel enlightened.	Sown
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