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7:47 p.m. evil is good! 2002-10-23

Reaped i am creating new boundaries of web research here at the ref-d tonight! like, generating evil plans to destroy the human race!
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a diplomat. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the World your opening of the seven seals, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your Superior Firepower, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
this guy is good. i also found the top ten amusing:
TOP TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD
10) Really big boom.
9) Get to kill everyone.
8) Burning fires light up earth like Christmas tree.
7) Boiling seas like hot tubs.
6) Whore of Babylon a total babe.
5) Get to watch moon turn to blood - Cool!
4) Ravaging demons - 'nuff said.
3) Bio-plagues turn people funny colors.
2) Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Party animals! (Chug it! Chug it!)
1) Heart-to-heart talks with C'thulhu before he eats you.
I would be worried about copyright infringement, but if all goes to [evil] plan, it won't exist tomorrow anyway.
Sown

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7:47 p.m.	evil is good!	2002-10-23
Reaped	i am creating new boundaries of web research here at the ref-d tonight! like, generating evil plans to destroy the human race! Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth. Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all Stage One To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a diplomat. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black? Stage Two Next, you must sabotoge the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must reveal to the World your opening of the seven seals, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your Superior Firepower, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating. this guy is good. i also found the top ten amusing: TOP TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD 10) Really big boom. 9) Get to kill everyone. 8) Burning fires light up earth like Christmas tree. 7) Boiling seas like hot tubs. 6) Whore of Babylon a total babe. 5) Get to watch moon turn to blood - Cool! 4) Ravaging demons - 'nuff said. 3) Bio-plagues turn people funny colors. 2) Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Party animals! (Chug it! Chug it!) 1) Heart-to-heart talks with C'thulhu before he eats you. I would be worried about copyright infringement, but if all goes to [evil] plan, it won't exist tomorrow anyway.	Sown
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