| 4:25 p.m. | Barbie makes me barf | 2002-11-14 |
| Reaped | Barbie the Librarian? "If you scroll to the bottom of the above listed page, down in the right hand corner, you can vote on what the next career Barbie should be. It's between an architect, a police officer and a librarian. You may not be a fan of the plastic gal, but now is your chance to stuff a ballot box in confidence! Librarians everywhere are stepping forward to cast their votes." This rabid librarian is stepping far far away and crossing herself. As far as i know, shopping & jazzersize are not requirements for this profession. I would totally vote for the cop barbie anyway--it'd probably be the first time a girl's toy came with a handgun & bulletproof vest EVER. oh wait, i forgot where i lived for a second, the cop barbie probably just have a book of tickets and sparkly headband, maybe a manicure set & a phone headset so she can radio ken with the location of the big robbery is anyway. why not make a ninja turtle librarian with cataloguer arm action? or a lego bookmobile set with real fire? this girlie shit really gets to me. way to go, next thing ya know we're all wearing nauseatingly pink double breasted suits with matching laptops and giggling alot. score one for the feminized profession! way to go mattel! |
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