1:25 p.m. if you're reading this, i survived 2003-12-05
Reaped Tru or False: your birthday was

A) traumatizing

B) hella good time

C) so great you don't remember half of it

D) so lame you don't remember it

E) all of the above.


among many other things these events happened:

sister went to the hospital for what was supposedly appendicits but turned out to be ovarian cysts (see A)

received fuck you letter from joanie along w/ cool birthday presents (must. resist. urge. to. post.) (see D)

danced on the bar of the club like a coked up stripper much to the delight of friend & random barflies. free shots involved. (see B & C)

got zero play but this is fine since play is much overrated these days (see E)

ooh! & such cool presents! like mike patton cds & german pvc porn & sparkly necklaces & hip stationery & free dinner & booze.


i'm a hot assed bitchy muthafucka these days. maybe its a turning point. yowza.

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Grumble - 2004-05-07
Coachella pt. 2, or goddamn do my fingers hurt - 2004-05-05
Coachella part one, or, this monkey's gone to indio rawk heaven - 2004-05-05

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