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champagne + vodka = drunken red head. WILL EQUAL drunken [dancin machine] red head but first, i need me a nap. had to stay up for that goddamn last-crown-&-coke-as-a-quarter-century-year-old last night, hence the keyboard marks on my forehead from nodding off at the reference desk this afternoon. work birthday cake didn't help with that either. or did, but the sugar high's wearing off, and now i just feel sleepy & grumpy. and i gotta pay my victoria's secret bill, which means don't pay to park & walk 5 blocks to Riverwalk in heels, or walk thirty feet and pay a buck fifty an hour. it's looking like a gloomy london afternoon outside. we're payin. and yes, once you hit 26 it is all a downward spiral. & we start refering to ourselves in third person.
and so, to commemorate this momentous day, i give you "on twenty six" brought to you by google. - The laws of sympathy between beards and birds, and the secret source of that attraction which frequently impels a shaver of the one to be a dealer in the other, are questions for the subtle reasoning of scientific bodies; not the less so, because their investigation would seem calculated to lead to no particular result.
Martin Chuzzlewit, ch 26 - It takes people a long time to learn the difference between talent and genius, especially ambitious young men and women.
Little Women, ch 26 - Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do, and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women.
Surprisingly funny, slightly mysoginist rant on chain email - twenty six things
simplistic beauty - "The fact that Jim and Sara had been mildly groping each other throughout the end of the ride had almost gone unnoticed had it not been for the curious eyes of the two children."
Tripping, a novel, ch 26 - Lady Diana, Princess of Wales, Her Royal Highness of the People, Gallery Twenty-Six
- There were six-and-twenty of us--six-and-twenty living machines in a damp, underground cellar, where from morning till night we kneaded dough and rolled it into kringels.
Maxim Gorky--Twenty-Six Men And A Girl
- "Occasionally, when you are not dealing with lack of time, you are dealing with an excess of time. While rare, it can happen. So, enclosed below, are twenty-six ways to kill time." **WARNING* Do NOT attempt to unplug an atomic clock! *WARNING**
Top 26 ways to kill time
- Dr Who--Lungbarrow--Chapter Twenty Six -- The Play's the Thing
- "Special operations forces (SOF) are sometimes called �force multipliers� because they can turn small numbers of military or paramilitary fighters into larger numbers of well-trained soldiers."
Christian Military Fellowship: Special Forces: Day 26: Force Multiplication
- New Orleans 26
- Hyperdictionary's Definition
that is all.
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