1:09 p.m. The most awful surname in the world. 2003-05-05
Reaped So I was looking through the business listings in the Yellow Pages for my auto dealer, & I came across what must be the most awful last name to have in the world: Crapanzano.

Can you even imagine the heckles on the playground? The prank calls at 2 in the morning? Your wedding?

"Presenting, Mr & Mrs. Crap...anzano."

The only thing worse would have to be something like Sheissmacher or Booby or something like that. Seriously.

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