5:18 p.m.	& do you have a vacancy, for a back scrubber?	2003-04-09
Reaped	Bleh. Seems there's a new annoyance in town, flaming people's guestbooks & whatnot. See Mr. Ferrara for a more detailed angst-ridden entry. *Sigh* I'd go off on the whole it's-my-diary-fuck-off tip but I already did awhile ago. It's not a big deal enough to get pissed over anymore. OBVIOUSLY people are going to think I suck. I'M A GODDAMNED JUNKIE LIVING IN SIN IN THE MOST UNHEALTHIEST CITY OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE. Deal with it. Uh oh. This is turning into a rant & i'm not letting that happen. I really don't understand these behaviorisms other than a desparate plea for attention from an affection-starved adolescent. Ah well, I was young once too. Just wasn't middle-class enough to afford a computer to pour my soul into. No, back in the Nineties I had to use a stick dipped into my own blood for a pen & my notepad consisted of dead flakes of skin that I shaved up. Just like Prehistoric Man. Now though, I just smell bad. Hee. Good. Keeps away the unclean. I'm also covered in black lint balls. My cozy, wool/angora sale-priced FCUK sweater coat has one major flaw: it leaves little lint balls everywhere. The back of this chair, on top of my eyelashes, on the floor...Already there's a trail of them from my office to the refdesk. And if I should for any reason need to remove the sweater coat from my body, I shall find larger black lint balls clinging to every imaginable orifice. (Seriously. I once took off my pants to discover a lint ball the size of a quater lodged in my ass-crack. Talk about WTF.) So anyway. Such is the nature of the day: like lint-balls in a crack of an ass, so go the days of our lives. UPDATE I think whoever is flaming people in their guestbooks is an impersonator. See this entry by this Canadian. Jesus, talk about making a mountain out of a molehill. This is your hypocritical non-leader, signing off. Mahalo.	Sown
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