| 1:23 p.m. | in which moby revisits the high school locker room, sans duct tape | 2002-12-13 |
| Reaped | at first, i thought it was just cheeky brits making gossip, but then, i realized it's true.** i can't believe the stupid fucks who beat up moby. note to general public at large: just because you favorite hip hop supahstar raps 'no one listens to techno' DOES NOT give you permission to kick the crap out of skinny white djs. this will not get eminem to be your friend. this will not get more chicks to fuck you (at least, not the clean ones). this WILL prove what a knee-biting mindless asswipe jerk you are. see where celebrity worship gets us? an insipid rant, a black eye, some homoerotic frat-boy jollies. maybe next time, they'll go lennon on his white dj ass. that outta send somebody's record sales skyrocketing. note to moby, steal britney's king size bodyguards NOW. in sum, here is yet another example of why amerika sucks. what happens next? the hip-hop mafia vs. the candy raver clan in all out gang warfare? the new east coast/west coast rivalry? weapons instead of drugs hidden in your shoe? all for the love of some stoopid subgenre of pop? christ on the shitter, someone please kick me in the head so i can escape it for a little bit. thanks. **to get the entry you want on moby's page, select curious-why? 12/12/02 boston |
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