| 5:50 p.m. | nicotine, stupidity, politics | 2003-01-29 |
| Reaped | argh i wanna cigarette NOW. NOW i tell you! *smells nicotained stained fingertips in joyless & unfruitful attempt to quell addiction* garh! so anyway. today was my dumb day. here's a reason to not smoke before work: showing up a half hour early b/c you can't keep track of what time they want you there on the late day... but i have excuses! like, the fact the schedule's been all wierd for me with early morning meetings the past coupla weeks. my poor bibliophile brain can't handle it. so today, in a half hour premature, fuck around on the net, get brownie points for coming in early. something like that. these wednesday nights always drag for me. and i'm missing american idol redux! how will i survive this simon-less wednesday? luckily, mike is taping it so we'll get our fix sans commercials later tonight. the large black girl who sounds like arethra franklin gets my vote all the way. she's gotta voice that don't fuck around. though it'll be interesting seeing what they do with the twin sisters. ten bucks says they're on the cover of playboy come legal age... oh ho ho. and speaking of legal age... smoking gun, i love you, for whisking me from the mundane life of a health sciences librarian into the turbulent decadence of foot fetished gold-diggers. such a popcult junkie am i. growing fat and lazy on the drippings of western civilization. bottom feeder. at least it keeps up my immunities. and yes, i did actually watch the SotU starring the HeadMonkey with DJ Jazzy Dick & featuring the GOP Ho'riderz. Thankfully it was at a bar, muted, with a pitcher in front of me & plant partially blocking my vision. occasionally i'd look up to read a couple subtitles about taxes or bombs or some shit, but really i don't care, don't wanna know, don't wanna listen to the justification for why condoms don't prevent aids but we're gonna save africa from it anyway. there was a point last night where i turned to mike & said something along the lines of abdicating my nationality. seems to be a moot point around here. but then again, Crescent City ain't really part of the real united states anyway, depending on who ya talk to. dear lord, just used ain't in my diary. what is this world coming to? oh yeah, armageddon. did i mention HeadMonkey's brother Jeb!Sucks! is dissolving the State Library of Florida? It's ok, the damn things just been a malingering boil since they established it BACK IN THE 1800S. You know, when they established the state and all. and the plan is, to divide the collection up into a couple parts, give some to FSU, some to the Dept. of the ENvironment, and the rest to Public Sanitation (not really but might as well), and not budget any overhead funds for staff or anything. so basically, Gov'nor Fuckhead is destroying Florida's cultural heritage. Which, as a seventh generation Floridian, pisses me off quite alot. but you know what really sucks? This is all just his way of getting even for a smaller-classroom size intiative the voters passed last year. Now, since classes are capped off at 15 students, we got no money for libraries. Which is great, since literacy is such a big deal and all. two faced side talking monkey assed piece of shit! like a minimum wage worker, i hate the people in charge. sucky pig licking scab fuckers! peeling acid breath scat-a-crats! i could do this all day if i tried! |
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