7:06 p.m.	Show the flag and pass the ketchup	2003-03-12
Reaped	"so what, you dead or something?" that's right my horribles, dead to the world. THE WORLD!! Mwah ha ha ha haaaa!!! NOTES FROM THE LIBRARY 3-12-03 Tell CRAB to stop doubling up cd's in car cd holder. Grovel in front of boss for extra day off for Springfest (completed) Take ball-pin hammer to new office computer (completed) Take ball-pin hammer to VCAA computer support staff (completed) Compose snooty letter to slacker med students who fail to complete homework assignment (completed) Find new job (dealer? assistant to HST?) Grow out leg hair Explore options for Canadian/New Zealand/Austalian citizenship Buy duct tape bend over, say a prayer, kiss ass good bye AND IN OTHER NEWS... "Show the flag and pass the ketchup was the order of the day in House cafeterias Tuesday. Lawmakers struck a lunchtime blow against the French and put "freedom fries" on the menu. And for breakfast they'll now have "freedom toast." "The changes follow similar actions by restaurants around the country protesting French opposition to the administration's Iraq war plans. [...] "The French Embassy in Washington had no immediate comment, except to say that french fries actually come from Belgium." *** So tonight I'm gonna go down to the FREEDOM Quarter and get pissed on FREEDOM-man's street, maybe dba or something like that. Then I'll probably have the munchies, so I'll hop over to Cafe du Monde for some of their delicious FREEDOM FRIED DOUGH BALLS. And since all that FREEDOM food makes me so damn HORNY, well, maybe I'll go over to Le Sexe Shoppe and buy me a FREEDOM TICKLER from one of them off work Hustler Club girls. mmm hmm. You don't know nothin' about no patriotism til you get one of those bona-fide-ball-busting-fourth-of-july-fireworks-session, they REALLY show you the flag over there, if you know what i mean.	Sown
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