12:00 p.m. Those Continentals & their frail bodies... 2003-08-07
Reaped Dear the EU community,

All you sweaty Europeans need to stop your moaning & groaning about your 'record breaking' 'unbearable' 'global-warming-sucks-&-it's-all-Tony-Blair's-fault' heat wave. It's only 95 degrees out there. Do you want to know what the heat index is here in the deepest of the Deep South?

115 degrees Farenheit. That's right. One Hundred and Fifteen Fucking degrees. Want it in Celsius? 46.11111

So stop whining & take a cool bath. I know, I know, you don't have a/c...you don't have fans...you don't have clothing not made out of wool or tweed or some other wierd continental material. Well too bad! Cut up an old school uniform or something. Sit in the shade of a tree in a park. Set up a tent in front of your fridge. It ain't that bad.

Sincerely,

a sweaty southern girl.

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